I have a few jokes about unemployed people. But it doesn’t matter none of them work.
Being struck by lightning is a shocking experience.
I once was attacked by a pack of cigarettes. I’ve got the cigars to prove it.
When a guitarist messes up, he re-chords his mistake.
I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have grater problems.
The first time I used an elevator it was really uplifting, then it let me down.
When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
I am on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it.
It’s not that the man did now know how to juggle, he just didn’t have the balls to do it.
I have a group of friends that go to restaurants to sample the food. They’re my taste buds.
I went to a zoo the other day. It only had one animal. It was a Shin Tzu.
I tried to take a picture of a field of wheat, but it was too grainy.
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