Wednesday Puns – The Best 43 Puns

It was a Wednesday afternoon and you can’t do nothing about it. Maybe you should think to yourself, “Why not have some fun and read some Wednesday puns to other people?” You can go around to different people and read them puns such as “Wendy’s Wednesdays are the best!” and “A Wednesday without puns is like a day without sunshine!” I guess that even the reactions are various, but overall people will seem to enjoy the puns.

So you gather up a group of people who are also feeling a little down about hump day and you start reading jokes. “Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!” Everyone laughs and you feel a little better about the day. Maybe reading jokes isn’t so bad after all.

Related: I can also suggest the following sites which contain great jokes about Wednesday – The Best 89 Wednesday Jokes, 23+ Chistes de Miércoles in Spanish and 19+ Piadas de Quarta-Feira in Portuguese. Before you read our list you can view some adorable animal illustrations on YouTube made by Kidadl which have punny phrases.

  1. Hey, guess what day it is! – Wine Wednesday.
  2. Nothing screws up your Friday like realizing it’s only Wednesday!
  3. How do you keep a bagel from getting away? – Put lox on it.
  4. Why couldn’t the bike stand on its own? – Because it’s two tired.
  5. Tomorrow you’ll be saying hello from the other side of the workweek.
  6. What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish? -This tastes a little funny.
  7. Boss: This is the third time you’ve been late to work this week. Do you know what that means? – Me: It’s Wednesday?
  8. Why aren’t koalas actual bears? – They don’t meet the koalafications.
  9. It if’s Wednesday, but it’s not raining, does that make it dry hump day?
  10. What did the tree say to Wednesday? – Please, leaf me alone.
  11. How did the man react when his boss exclaimed, What a week full of work, right? – He looked in disbelief saying, It’s only Wednesday.
  12. Why are Superman’s powers useless on Wednesday evenings? – Because he goes to his weekly Bitcoin meeting and it’s his crypto-night.
  13. Wednesday and Thursday were named after the Norse Gods Odin and Thor… – And if you really enjoy facts about Norse Gods then today is your Loki-day!
  14. What is it that the Wednesdays’ dream to be? – They only dream and wish of becoming Thursdays.
  15. What’s Thanos’ favourite holiday? – Ash Wednesday
  16. What are Wednesdays like? – They are just Mondays in the mid-week.
  17. What kind of bread do you eat on Wednesday? – Hump-ernickel.
  18. Why do Wednesdays feel unhappy? – Because they are as close to the weekend as they are to Mondays.
  19. What do you call a camel with no hump on a Wednesday? – Hum-phrey!
  20. What do you call Wednesdays at the gym for pirates? – Peg day
  21. Why was Saturday stronger than Wednesday? – Because Wednesday is a weekday.
  22. How does Yoda get through Wednesday? – By saying, Half over the week is now!
  23. How do people motivate themselves on Wednesdays? – They say, Only two more days for the weekend. Keep it up!.
  24. Why didn’t Mean Girls wear black on Wednesday?- Because they say, We wear pink on Wednesdays.
  25. What day creates the most alternative energy? – Winds-Day.
  26. How do you know that weddings on a Wednesday are sad? – When you see the cake is in tiers too.
  27. How do Ash Wednesdays inspire New Years’? – They help you to stay strong and give up on new year resolutions as a sacrifice.
  28. What is it that will help get over the hump? – A smile with an extra cup of coffee!
  29. What is the best day to eat Camel meat? – Wednesday
  30. How do all the animals react to Hump day? – They try to avoid the camel all day long.
  31. If Johnny buys seventeen doughnuts every Monday and eats twelve of them each Wednesday, what is Johnny left with at the end of the year? – Diabetes
  32. Wednesday? – Well, it’s certainly not at night.
  33. I get to take a vacation Wednesday… – Wednesday let me!
  34. I didn’t want to observe the period from Ash Wednesday to Easter again, but did so to stop my girlfriend’s constant nagging – I re-Lent-ed.
  35. What do you call a Wednesday with no rain? – A dry hump day!
  36. What does Wednesday have that no other day has? – The letter W.
  37. Wednesday nights are always half-price at the local ice rink – Makes me feel like such a cheapskate.
  38. What are Wednesdays like? They are just Mondays in the mid-week.
  39. How does Yoda get through Wednesday? By saying, Half over the week is now!
  40. Why did the woman cry on a Wednesday evening? Because she thought it was whine Wednesday.
  41. What did the tree say to Wednesday? Please, leaf me alone.

I hope it wasn’t such a challenge to make it through the entire list without anyone groaning in pain or walking out of the room. But you did it like a pro, so please manage to get through wednesday with a smile on your face.

There are a lot of Wednesday quotes for the middle of the week for an inspired mind on Quotlr.

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