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Dentist puns are short humorous texts that play on dental medicine doctors and their abilities to perform dental operations. Most of the puns are extremely funny and manage to show the funny side of this otherwise so important profession. Deep respect to all the dentists out there who have sense of humor with the hope that you will enjoy my collection. You can also read some panda puns if you think they will be funnier.
- Tom is always running into cars and making dents. Is he really? A reckless type, huh? What does he do? He’s a dentist!
- Did you hear about the Buddist who refused his dentist’s novocaine during root canal work? He wanted to transcend dental medication!
- Why did the tooth fairy go to a psychologist? Because she no longer believed in herself.
- Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth. But don’t worry; it’ll just take five minutes. Patient: And how much will it cost? Dentist: It’s $90. Patient: $90 for just a few minutes’ work??? Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like.
- Did you hear about the dentist who married a manicurist? They fought tooth and nail!
- A friend of mine won Dentist of the Year, and all he got was a little plaque.
- I went to see my dentist the other day but she was on holiday. There was a locum filling in.
- I’ve been to the dentist several times now, so I already know the drill.
- No one knew my girlfriend had a dental implant until it came out in a conversation.
- What game did the dentist play when she was a child? Caps and robbers.
- I went to my dentist the other day and he simply would not stop working on my teeth. That’s when I found out he was abscessive compulsive.
- I’ve been thinking a lot lately about the root canal I need. It tell you, it’s deeply unnerving!
- Dental hygienists say the F word a lot.
- What does a marching band member use to brush her teeth? A tuba toothpaste.
- Shine bright like amalgam.
- What’s a dentist’s favourite place to buy clothes? The Gap.
- Why did the king go to the dentist? To get his teeth crowned.
- What does a dentist call an astronaut’s cavity? A black hole.
- What did the dentist say to the computer? This won’t hurt a byte.
- What do you call a dentist that doesn’t like tea? Denis.
- What do orthodontists do on a roller coaster? Braces themselves.
- Why did the donut go to the dentist? He needed a filling!
- What did the dentist say to the judge in court? You can’t handle the tooth!
- What did the dentist say to the golfer? You have a hole in one.
Before giving you some tips for your mouth hygiene, I want to make sure you had a good time. To make it even better here are some sets of dentist jokes full of teeth humor. Even more intriguing is the dentist pick up lines that can be used if you are starting conversation about some dental topic. For our Portuguese and Spanish speakers, I can recommend reading 27+ Piadas de Dentista and 50 Chistes de dentista.
Have your own floss or tooth douche to keep your teeth clean.The Dentist
Make sure to remember these 3 simple rules.
- Make to brush your teeth a least twice a day with soft-bristled toothbrush and fluoridated toothpaste.
- Flossing between your teeth is essential to remove food remains.
- Make a habit to visit the dentist twice a year. It is enough for regular cleaning and checkup.
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