Super Bowl 50 Puns
Seattle Seahawks vs New England Patriots Super Bowl was played on Febuary 7, 2016.
Why can’t Cam Newton eat cereal?
Because he lost the bowl.
What Britney Spears song does Cam Newton listen to before the Super Bowl?
Oops, I fumbled again……
Super Bowl Episode 50: Peyton Strikes Back.
Super Bowl XLIX Puns
Seattle Seahawks vs New England Patriots SuperBowl which was played on Febuary 1, 2015.
Dad, how do you win a Super Bowl without cheating?
I don’t know son, we are Patriots fans.
Did you hear about the cereal Bill Belicheat and “Shady” Brady eat before games?
Cheaties!….The Breakfast of Champions
Tom Brady isn’t the only one who likes his balls tender.
What do you get when you cross a cat with a dark horse?
Super Bowl XLVIII Puns
Seattle Seahawks vs Denver Broncos SuperBowl which was played on Febuary 2, 2014.
Dear Richard Sherman, I’m getting all my “ducks” in a row.
This season, Peyton Manning made $18 million dollars. Russell Wilson made $526,217.
Q: What’s Peyton Mannings favorite TV show?
A: Duck Dynasty.
Richard Sherman might have grown up in Compton but Peyton Manning has been through 2 World Wars, 20 Presidents, and is a genuine fossil.
Super Bowl XLVII Puns
San Francisco 49ers vs Baltimore Ravens Super Bowl which was played on Febuary 3, 2013.
If Ravens & 49ers are tied at end of regulation of Super Bowl XLVII, the 2 Harbaugh brothers will meet at midfield and wrestle to see who wins.
NFC champions San Francisco 49ers are 5-0 in Super Bowl appearances. They’ve never lost a Super Bowl game in NFL history.
Super Bowl XLV Puns
Pittsburgh Steelers vs Green Bay Packers SuperBowl which was played on Febuary 6, 2011.
Q: Why did Ines Sainz feel uncomfortable in the New York Jets locker room?
A: Because all the players put on Ben Roethlisberger jerseys!
Q: Why is Charlie Sheen in such a good mood?
A: Because James Harrison now holds the record for most illegal hits!
Q: How did Lawrence Taylor meet an underage girl through a mutual acquaintance?
A: Ben Roethlisberger!
Q: What do you call 53 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl in Arlington, Texas?
A: The Dallas Cowboys!
Q: What do you call a 350 pound Packer fan?
A: An anorexic!
Q: How does a Packer fan find a sheep in the vast rolling hills of Wisconsin?
Q: What do you call a Packer fan with a sheep under his arm?
A: A pimp.
Super Bowl XLIII Puns
Pittsburgh Steelers vs Arizona Cardinals SuperBowl February 1, 2009.
Q: How is the bad economy affecting the Super Bowl?
A: Instead of a coin toss they are now going to play rock, paper, scissors!
Q: Why did the bank robber in a Pittsburgh Steelers jacket get away?
A: He was surrounded by people in Arizona Cardinals jackets who couldn’t catch him!
Q: How many Detroit Lions does it take to win a Superbowl?
A: No one knows, and we may never find out!
Q: What do you call a bunch of millionaires sitting around watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Dallas Cowboys.
Q: What’s the difference between the Baltimore Ravens and Frosties?
A: Frosties belong in a bowl!
Q: Ben Roethlisberger and his family are in a moving vehicle whose driving?
A: The paramedics!
Q: Whats more expensive than a Super Bowl Ad?
A: Signing Anquan Boldin to a contract extension!
A man overhears two people talking about Super Bowl XLIII at a bar in Tampa Bay, Florida.
What if 100 Steelers fans were on the Moon?
Thats A Problem!
What if 1000 steelers fans were on the Moon?
Still A Problem!
What if all the steelers fans were on the Moon?
Super Bowl Empty Seat Puns
A young man was very excited because he just won a ticket to the Super Bowl. His excitement lessened as he realized his seat was in the back of the stadium. As he searched the rows ahead of him for a better seat, he found an empty one right next to the field.
He approached the man sitting next to the empty seat and asked if it was taken.
The man replied, “No.”
Amazed the young man asked, “How could someone pass up a seat like this?”
The older gentleman responded, “That’s my wife’s seat. We’ve been to every Super Bowl together since the day we were married but she has passed away.”
“Oh, how sad,” the man said. “I’m sorry to hear that, but couldn’t you find a friend or relative to come with you?”
“No,” the man said, “They’re all at the funeral.”
Q: What do you call an event when two cities that legalized marijuana get together.
A: The Super Bowl
16 Super Bowl Captions
- Nothing finer than a 49er.
- LIVin’ the dream.
- That ain’t it, Chiefs.
- Ready to strike gold.
- You’re either a 49ers fan or you’re wrong.
- Came for the 49ers. Stayed for the guac.
- My favorite number is six.
- Jimmy Garoppolo, you’re a 10.
- Feeling good as Gould.
- Hot Boyzz
- Hot Boyzz University, Class of 2020
- Be Legen-dairy
- Feels great, baby.
- Forever faithful.
- George Kittle. That’s it. That’s the tweet.
- Baby girl, we’re golden.
5 Famous Super Bowl Quotes
There’s only one reason for doing anything that you set out to do. If you don’t want to be the best, then there’s no reason going out and trying to accomplish anything.Joe Montana
Today I will do what others won’t so tomorrow I can accomplish what others can’t.Jerry Rice
I don’t bet against really good players.George Kittle
It’s not whether you get knocked down, it’s whether you get up.Vince Lombardi
Just remember, football is 80 percent mental and 40 percent physical.Little Giants