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Pandas are known for their huge appetite and there are thousands of puns about this habit. Despite being brought to London Zoo in 1938 and known to westerners since then, they’ve gained a lot of popularity. Just look how cute they are in the video.
For all the lovers of mega cute Chinese bears I’ve made a list with 33 puns about Panda bears guaranteed to make you laugh.
- Why do pandas like old movies? Because they’re in black and white.
- What’s black and white and stands in the corner? A naughty panda
- What’s black and white and goes up and down? A panda stuck in a lift
- What goes black-and-white-ha-ha? The panda that pushed him
- What do Chinese bears eat for breakfast? Panda-cakes!
- We’ve built the business such that it’s expandable to other markets.
- What’s a Chinese bear’s favorite expendable organ? The panda-creas!
- Did you hear about the Pandas that were in a food fight? They all got Bambooboos
- The newspapers are pandaing to people’s baser instincts.
- What goes white black, white black, white black, red? A panda that falls from a cliff.
- This unassuming disease has caused a panda-emic.
- How many Pandas does it take to change a lightbulb? The Pandas will get back to you on that, as soon as they can find a store that sells clothing in lightbulb sizes.
- Panda camera slowly to the left
- Did you hear about the party at the Chinese zoo? It was Panda-monium.
- What do Chinese bears wear around their face when they’re robbing banks? Pandana!
- What’s black, white and very noisy? A panda with a set of drums
- What’s black and white and yellow? A cowardly panda
- What’s black and white, has eight wheels and travels very fast? A panda on roller- skates
- What do you call a male panda? Amanda
- What’s black and white and bounces? A rubber panda
- What’s black and white and red all over? A sunburnt panda.
- Why do pandas have fur coats? Because they’d look stupid in denim jackets.
- Why did the panda date a Victoria Secret model? She had really big bamboobs.
- I love Pandas, they’re so chill. They’re like “Dude, racism is stupid. I’m White, Black, and Asian…..” I asked a Panda if he was my friend. He said “Just Bearly”.
- What did the panda say when he was forced out of his natural habitat? This is un- BEAR-able
- What’s black and white and as hard as a rock? A panda that’s fallen in cement.
- What’s black and white and goes round and round? A panda stuck in a revolving door.
- What’s black and white, got four legs and a trunk? Two pandas on holiday
- Today, I saw twin pandas. That bears repeating.
- Why are pandas endangered? Because bamboo shoots.
- What’s black and white with red spots? A panda with the measles
- Did you know that China has a policy where a certain amount of pandas must live in the country. To be fair, it’s the bear minimum.
For those of you who think previous puns are not corny enough, I have a good panda joke for you. There are also many jokes about panda you can read by following the link below.
What’s the difference between a panda and a cop in an ethnic restaurant?
A panda eats chutes and leaves. The cop eats, shoots and leaves.Panda Jokes
Otherwise, since it’s the start of a new week, go ahead with a funny monday puns.