Panda Puns

A list with 31 puns about Panda bears to make you laugh.

  1. Why do pandas like old movies? Because they’re in black and white.
  2. What’s black and white and stands in the corner? A naughty panda
  3. What’s black and white and goes up and down? A panda stuck in a lift
  4. What goes black-and-white-ha-ha? The panda that pushed him
  5. What do Chinese bears eat for breakfast? Panda-cakes!
  6. We’ve built the business such that it’s expandable to other markets.
  7. What’s a Chinese bear’s favorite expendable organ? The panda-creas!
  8. Did you hear about the Pandas that were in a food fight? They all got Bambooboos
  9. The newspapers are pandaing to people’s baser instincts.
  10. What goes white black, white black, white black, red? A panda that falls from a cliff.
  11. This unassuming disease has caused a panda-emic.
  12. How many Pandas does it take to change a lightbulb? The Pandas will get back to you on that, as soon as they can find a store that sells clothing in lightbulb sizes.
  13. Panda camera slowly to the left
  14. Did you hear about the party at the Chinese zoo? It was Panda-monium.
  15. What do Chinese bears wear around their face when they’re robbing banks? Pandana!
  16. What’s black, white and very noisy? A panda with a set of drums
  17. What’s black and white and yellow? A cowardly panda
  18. What’s black and white, has eight wheels and travels very fast? A panda on roller- skates
  19. What’s black and white and bounces? A rubber panda
  20. What goes black, white, black, white, black, white? A panda rolling down a hill.
  21. What’s black and white and red all over? A sunburnt panda.
  22. Why do pandas have fur coats? Because they’d look stupid in denim jackets.
  23. How did the panda lose his dinner? He was “Bamboozled”!
  24. Why did the panda date a Victoria Secret model? She had really big bamboobs.
  25. I love Pandas, they’re so chill. They’re like “Dude, racism is stupid. I’m White, Black, and Asian…..” I asked a Panda if he was my friend. He said “Just Bearly”.
  26. What did the panda say when he was forced out of his natural habitat? This is un- BEAR-able
  27. What’s black and white and as hard as a rock? A panda that’s fallen in cement.
  28. What’s black and white and goes round and round? A panda stuck in a revolving door.
  29. What goes black-and-white, black-and-white and downwards? A panda rolling down a hill
  30. What’s black and white, got four legs and a trunk? Two pandas on holiday
  31. What’s black and white with red spots? A panda with the measles

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