Monday Puns – The Best 31 Puns

Don’t worry bee happy every Monday. As we all probably agree Monday should be optional and we should be able to start the working week on Tuesday. Finland is a clear example of an innovative country in trying to relieve its citizens from the burden of Mondays. The will skip it as a working day in an experiment this year. Below we have 31 funny Monday puns to start your day with a smile if you happen to live anywhere else.

  1. A rainy Friday is still better than a sunny Monday…
  2. Monday Pun
  3. If everyday is a gift, I want to know where I can return Mondays.
  4. Judging from all the misery and carnage on my newsfeed, I’m assuming it’s Monday.
  5. The 7 days of my week…..Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday, Friday, Saturday and preMonday
  6. How is today Monday? It was Friday only a few hours ago…Just remember, every day is a gift from God. Well except for I can always tell how good my weekend was by how many pictures I have to untag on Monday.
  7. Monday Lisa
  8. I really need a day in-between Sunday & MondayPracticing my “Eye Rolling” cause you know… tomorrow’s Monday.
  9. I like Tuesday simply because it is literally the furthest from next Monday I can possibly be. Monday.. Satan slips that one in. He’s a sneaky bastard.
  10. Monday morning coffee is just as important as Friday night liquor….almost.
  11. I can see smoke on the horizon. God I hope it’s rest of Monday burning to the ground
  12. Things I Hate: slow internet connection and monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday and half of friday.
  13. I have a bad case of the Mondays only it’s everyday and it’s called existence.Keep calm and pretend today isn’t Monday.
  14. Why are you all so excited it’s Friday? Monday will be here in 5 minutes.
  15. Thank God It’s Monday” ~ My Liver
  16. I can already hear Monday morning whispering Go F***Yourself in my ear.
  17. I’ve been keeping this a secret for almost a year now because I didn’t want to lose friends: I don’t work on Mondays.
  18. My greatest fear on Monday is greeting someone and asking someone how their weekend went and they actually telling me every mundane details about it.
  19. If Monday was a movie, it would be very long and boring.
  20. I like Tuesday simply because it is literally the furthest from next Monday I can possibly be.
  21. Mondays are hard
  22. I think Mondays were invented to punish us for all the fun we have on the weekends!
  23. Monday Morning……Rolling out of bed is easy. Getting up off the floor is another story.
  24. You know its Monday when your left eye wont open and your right eye is twitching.
  25. My greatest fear on Monday is greeting someone and asking someone how their weekend went and they actually telling me every mundane details about it.
  26. Breaking News: Tuesdays suck just as much as Mondays.
  27. I’m not saying she’s a slut, but she’s been banged more than a snooze button on Monday morning.
  28. Oh Crab! It's Monday
  29. The only thing worse than Friday the 13th, is Monday the 13th
  30. If Monday had a face, I would punch it.
  31. “Today its Sunday” Forward this to 15 friends,.. within 7 days you”ll get another Sunday. it really works… One of my friends ignored it and he got Monday within 24 hours

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