Don’t worry bee happy every Monday. As we all probably agree Monday should be optional and we should be able to start the working week on Tuesday. Finland is a clear example of an innovative country in trying to relieve its citizens from the burden of Mondays. The will skip it as a working day in an experiment this year. Below we have 31 funny Monday puns to start your day with a smile if you happen to live anywhere else.
- A rainy Friday is still better than a sunny Monday…
- If everyday is a gift, I want to know where I can return Mondays.
- Judging from all the misery and carnage on my newsfeed, I’m assuming it’s Monday.
- The 7 days of my week…..Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday, Friday, Saturday and preMonday
- How is today Monday? It was Friday only a few hours ago…Just remember, every day is a gift from God. Well except for I can always tell how good my weekend was by how many pictures I have to untag on Monday.
- I really need a day in-between Sunday & MondayPracticing my “Eye Rolling” cause you know… tomorrow’s Monday.
- I like Tuesday simply because it is literally the furthest from next Monday I can possibly be. Monday.. Satan slips that one in. He’s a sneaky bastard.
- Monday morning coffee is just as important as Friday night liquor….almost.
- I can see smoke on the horizon. God I hope it’s rest of Monday burning to the ground
- Things I Hate: slow internet connection and monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday and half of friday.
- I have a bad case of the Mondays only it’s everyday and it’s called existence.Keep calm and pretend today isn’t Monday.
- Why are you all so excited it’s Friday? Monday will be here in 5 minutes.
- Thank God It’s Monday” ~ My Liver
- I can already hear Monday morning whispering Go F***Yourself in my ear.
- I’ve been keeping this a secret for almost a year now because I didn’t want to lose friends: I don’t work on Mondays.
- My greatest fear on Monday is greeting someone and asking someone how their weekend went and they actually telling me every mundane details about it.
- If Monday was a movie, it would be very long and boring.
- I like Tuesday simply because it is literally the furthest from next Monday I can possibly be.
- I think Mondays were invented to punish us for all the fun we have on the weekends!
- Monday Morning……Rolling out of bed is easy. Getting up off the floor is another story.
- You know its Monday when your left eye wont open and your right eye is twitching.
- My greatest fear on Monday is greeting someone and asking someone how their weekend went and they actually telling me every mundane details about it.
- Breaking News: Tuesdays suck just as much as Mondays.
- I’m not saying she’s a slut, but she’s been banged more than a snooze button on Monday morning.
- The only thing worse than Friday the 13th, is Monday the 13th
- If Monday had a face, I would punch it.
- “Today its Sunday” Forward this to 15 friends,.. within 7 days you”ll get another Sunday. it really works… One of my friends ignored it and he got Monday within 24 hours