- It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.
- Sleeping comes so naturally to me I could do it with my eyes closed.
- How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it.
- I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
- I saw a beaver movie last night, it was the best dam movie I’ve ever seen.
- Did you guys hear the joke about the wall? It is hilarious, I am still trying to get over it.
- Potato puns are apeeling.
- Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It’s very time consuming.
- I don’t trust these stairs because they’re always up to something.
- What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!
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