Top 10 Puns to Read, Laugh and Share With Friends

  • It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.
  • Sleeping comes so naturally to me I could do it with my eyes closed.
  • How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it.
  • I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
  • I saw a beaver movie last night, it was the best dam movie I’ve ever seen.
  • Did you guys hear the joke about the wall? It is hilarious, I am still trying to get over it.
  • Potato puns are apeeling.
  • Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It’s very time consuming.
  • I don’t trust these stairs because they’re always up to something.
  • What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!

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