Periodic Table Puns

Periodic Table Puns Answer Key

  • What you do in a play – Actinium – Ac
  • What you do to a wrinkled shirt – Iron – Fe
  • “Tasty” part of your mouth – Tungsten – W
  • Someone who likes to start fires – Arsenic – As
  • Superman’s weakness – Krypton – Kr
  • Your brother or mine – Bromine – Br
  • Extinct – Argon – Ar
  • Imitation diamond – Zirconium – Zr
  • A type of flower – Germanium – Gr, Rhodium – Rh, or Gadolinium – Gd
  • Las Vegas lights – Neon – Ne
  • Police – Copper – Cu
  • Golden State – Californium – Cf
  • Name of a goofy convict – Silicon – Si
  • Mr. Mony’s enemy – Antimony – Sb
  • What you do to flowers – Platinum – Pt
  • What you did to ripped jeans – Sodium – Na
  • A “prize” element – Nobelium – No
  • A very smart person – Einsteinium – Es
  • Person from the big blue planet – Neptunium – Np
  • A fur seller – Sulfur – S


Periodic Table Puns

  1. Not an exciting person – Boron – B
  2. Thanksgiving guests – Indium – In
  3. Get clean with this – Chlorine – Cl
  4. Drive away in style in a – Neon – Ne or Mercury – Hg
  5. Does a body good – Calcium – Ca or Iron – Fe
  6. Proud to be an – Americium – Am
  7. Mickey’s pal – Plutonium – Pu
  8. Warrior Princess – Xenon – Xe
  9. A nice guy – Palladium, Pd or Samarium – Sm
  10. Someone who loves computers – Technetium – Tc
  11. The first person in a race has the – Lead – Pb or Gold – Au
  12. E = mc2 – Einsteinium – Es
  13. This man followed the yellow brick road – Tin – Sn
  14. How to tell a secret – Tellurium – Te
  15. Monday night TV show – Nitrogen – N
  16. A phrase from Dr. Suess- Samarium – Sm
  17. What a doctor does to his patients – Curium – Cm, Helium – He, or Barium – Ba
  18. Part of a whole – Hafnium – Hf
  19. Place for washing dishes – Zinc – Zn
  20. Drink in an Al can – Sodium – Na
  21. Happens when you lasso a horse – Europium – Eu
  22. What a dog does with a bone – Barium – Ba
  23. A sinking ship – Titanium – Ti
  24. What a cloud does – Uranium – U

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